Mark's Pages

December 20, 2003:

Ned: I'm entitled to my own opinion.
Maggie: That's good, since you're the only one who'd ever have it.

Sam: I know I'm God's gift to women.
Maggie: What counter do I go to to make an exchange?

Argumentative canvassee: I have a degree in Economics...
Maggie: Gee, that's great. All that learning and none of it went to your head.

Maggie: Women are great. We got 90% of the wealth in the world, and 100% of the pussy.