October 29, 2014:

Sheet woks inn booty, likely knight
     Oaf loud lass climbs ant stairway Skyes;
Ant awl back rest oaf d'arc ant bite
     Me tin hair aspic ant hair I's:
Marsh mallow two back tent her lite
     Witch haven two god Dee day Dee nigh.
Won shapely tumor, won Rayban lass,
     Add have imp haired thee named disgrace
Witch waives inn ever e ray van terrace
     Oar subtly lite tens oar hair phase;
Wear th' aughts Sir Ian Lee sweets ex-press
     Howe p.u. your, Howe deer they're well in placed.

Ant wombat sheik, ant oar DAT burr-ow,
     Sews oft, soak alm, yeti elephant,
This miles DAT twin, thee tin SATs gull low,
     Butt tail oaf Days Inn god misspent,
Aye mine DAT piece width awl bellow,
     Aye hard hoe's loafs inn docent!