December 28, 2015:

"I'll have another smoothie, please."

Pretty barista looks skeptical. He wants another one?

"It's a science experiment. I'm on an all-smoothie diet."

"How's that working out for you?"

"Well, I'm a hundred and twelve, so..."

Barista skepticism. Is he serious. "OK. That’s cool"

"No no no. See, look. Your comeback line is, 'Funny, you don't look a day over a hundred eleven...'"

Extreme barista skepticism. This line of banter is not working out.