January 29, 2016:

The two things I like least about Denver International Airport are, in order of experience, first the very heavy chop during approach, second, the eleven dollar prepackaged salad which comes without a fork.

The two things I like most about Denver International Airport are the two lost-looking blonde sisters who walk by, smile, circle around, walk by again, smile again, in a charming bee-like dance where seemingly I'm the flower with pollen.

Take the good with the bad.