August 2, 2016:
Johnny Depp Junior works his aviators on the moving walk. His hair is long and lank, he's got on dirty denims and a dirtier black vest; he's chewing gum while texting. Hollywood Cool from a wannabe stand-in.
Dudette with tennis bag and very tight abs wears her tennis cap so low down her nose that she has to point her face at the ceiling to see at all. And still trips, swinging her free arm in martial jaunt while ignoring her stumble.
Miss Neo Punk strategically bares one soft shoulder through a ripped hipster shirt of becoming pale lavender. Her hair is long and straight, her posture is both strong and easy, and she walks with the unforced confidence of genuine cool.