December 1, 2017:

Bored American blonde on honeymoon. Twentyish, empty-eyed, full of complaint. "You'd think they'd be more..." Fortunately the corner she turns cuts her off.

"Looks like a candelabra to ME." Deep-voiced brunette with Bronx inflections and mocking tone. Implying, "They don't truly know what these things are."

Bruti Americani. National Archaeological Museum, Athens.