February 13, 2016:
Well: I'm not outdoorsy, I'm athletic. I sweat. There it is. Now we both know the sordid truth. I sweat, and you're deaf. Aren't we a fine pair of misfits?
See, I want to learn what pleases you. I want to learn everything about you. Would you let me do that? Would you give me that job?
I don't think I've ever met someone who actually uses the word "golly".