April 28, 2017:
Grandpa in green polyester, Bluetooth in one ear. When he speaks, it's to whom?
Cowgirl hat and bandana, rhinestones, pointed boots. "If you let him get away with everything..."
Twin Latinas in sun dresses, brown skin and pearly white teeth. Checking out your author, casually dapper in blue linen. Raise a toast and smile, girlfriends: the future is right now.