February 1, 2019:

"That's him, Mom! In the movies!"

She’s three ish, her voice is playground loud, she’s pointing at your humble author, who at this point in his life is most certainly not in the movies.

"The movies, Mom! That's him it's him it's him!"

Shhhhhhhhh, shushes Mom. Let's not embarrass the movie star with childish adulation. She's looking at me from the corner of one eye, trying to place.

Little girl now whispering, "The movies, Mom. That's him!"

They're gonna have to widen the door for my big fat head to fit through.