Tinder Poems
- I'm just here to fuck your dad & probably your mom too.
- If you send me a pic of your butt I'll write a poem about it.
- Either you had $10,000 worth of cocaine for breakfast or you found the powdered donuts.
- Building a girl army 👯
- Fuck love.
- Your little vixen.
- Fuck your mustang.
- The lion does not concern herself with the opinions of the sheep.
- Grateful for high quality problems.
- I'm not a liberal but bullfighting is not ok.
- Painting, photography, being active, cooking, and what-the-fuck-ever.
- I'm not always sarcastic, sometimes I'm sleeping.
- Go ahead, catfish me.
- I'm impulsive and say stupid things.
- I am a drag queen and I'm hotter than your girlfriend.
- I'm not fragile like a flower I'm fragile like a bomb.
- Accident prone, looking for an emergency contact.
- Not to brag but I've come to find...
- My nickname is Gillette...
- So sweet your teeth will hurt.