Nikon D7200, 12-24mm f/4G lens @12mm f/8, aperture priority.
Angry: "You let your friend take a shower in your room!"
Puzzled: "Yah? So?"
Angry: "The hot water, it is not free!"
Puzzled (with a certain frustrated impatience): "Fine. Charge us."
[Puzzled rolls his eyes and returns upstairs.]
From the previously unpublished one-act play, "Some Time in the Winter of 1979-80".