"YOUR SOUL'S ARE NOW..."/
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June 12, 2004:

Misuse of the apostrophe.

I'd thought it was only Americans who were confused. To my surprise it turns out to be the entire English-speaking world. Everywhere you go: "Swim with dolphin's!" "Get your ticket's here!"

Probably another American cultural export which originated with the menu's at McDonald's. Still. Turn's out we're not the only bunch of illiterate feeb's on the planet.