Mark's Pages

November 26, 2004:

"You could get your teeth done. If they fixed that fang you'd have a wonderful smile."

"Do you ever clean your ears?"

"What is that scrawl you sign the bills with?"

"Those glasses might have been cute two years ago."

"Yeah, like you're Mr. Fashion Plate."

"There's a unisex hair salon near the i-café. You could pop in after breakfast. It wouldn't take long."

"Don't wear those sunglasses. You look like a child molester."

"I peg you as an ineffective intellectual type. You won't be much use for painting the porch."

"My friend thinks you're bad."