March 28, 2006:
Chatterbot.
You could program a basic AIML bot that would mimic him perfectly.
A simple index of inputs mapped to a simple matrix of responses.
Example:
Input: "Social Democracy."
Output: "Scheidemann! Noske! They murdered Rosa Luxemburg!"
I mean this literally. These are his politics. A library of rhetorical maneuvers.
In a way, he'd be glad to hear it. He could sleep all day with no worries. Someone's representing him.