March 9, 2007:

Spotty teenager. McDonald's uniform; frown.

"Why do we have to wear our shirts tucked in? I look better with my shirt-tails out. Burger King has much better uniforms than ours, and they wear their shirts out."

Later, to a much younger boy standing in a booth: "I like to pull off, actually. It's the one-eyed kind. Those guys are monsters."