May 5, 2011:
Boy: So how'd it go?
Girl: Oh — really good.
Boy: Good! But you seemed so down whenever I saw you.
Girl [coyly]: Well...
Boy: ?
Girl: That's because of you...
Boy [knowing]: What does that mean?
Girl [embarrassed]: I can't tell you....
Boy: If I bring you another beer can you tell me?
Girl: Yes! — if I get drunk enough.
At the end of the evening as they move toward the door:
Boy: Hey you promised you'd finally say.
Girl: Because I had a big crush on you!
Boy [outraged]: Had?!