November 9, 2011:

"I feel like you're trying to set me up with your friends."

Awkward. I'm trying to be open, but I have last night's date with my ex at the front of my memory and the tip of my tongue.

This is a pretty girl. She's intelligent, friendly, has accepted every invitation enthusiastically. But there's nothing happening here. There are too many rules, and there's an obvious volatility you're already steering clear of.

Onward to the next contestant.