May 26, 2013:
Little Disneyland.
Mechanical pirate climbs a rope to nowhere, changes his mind, climbs back down, changes his mind, neverending loop so long as there's power.
Skulls and crossbones; Blackbeard in a skiff; canon on the balustrade. Hand-painted signage: "Explosives", and, "Dutch East Indies Shipping Co."
Miniature golf at the Boardwalk.