August 13, 2014:
The business next door is expanding. They've leveled a building, flattened a field: it'll be a lodge as well as a software group. You walk in to introduce yourself: I can do all these jobs. Why not? It's closer to home, just down the hill. Oh yes, there's a role that would be perfect for you, they'll make it work for you including your salary expectation. You're happy, everyone's happy. Climb past a fallen water cooler on the way to the door.