December 28, 2015:
"I'll have another smoothie, please."
Pretty barista looks skeptical. He wants another one?
"It's a science experiment. I'm on an all-smoothie diet."
"How's that working out for you?"
"Well, I'm a hundred and twelve, so..."
Barista skepticism. Is he serious. "OK. That’s cool"
"No no no. See, look. Your comeback line is, 'Funny, you don't look a day over a hundred eleven...'"
Extreme barista skepticism. This line of banter is not working out.