February 6, 2016:
Johnny and Janey Gregarious in the elevator.
Janey smiles big and asks in a big voice, "What floor y'all want?" Punching buttons happily.
With pause for comic timing, Johnny says, "I'd add that to my resume. 'Elevator Dude'."
With pause for processing the joke, Janey bursts out with good-natured grins, lights up the crowded space, suggests, "Happy hour?"
The rest, as they say, is...