May 29, 2016:
Attractive couple, complete silence. Either they're fighting or they're knackered from their third workout this morning. She's far too good for him.
Perfect blonde, perfect ass in perfect faded jeans, perfect tits perfectly bouncing in perfect tshirt perfectly tied for strategic reveal of perfect adorable belly button. On the perfect sidewalk on a perfect afternoon in perfect Santa Barbara, California. She's far too good for him.
Pretty black waitress doesn't laugh, and I'm momentarily disoriented until realizing that between tables she's fighting with her boyfriend on the phone. She's far too good for him.