Workbook: December, 2016
- December 31, 2016: Vegan as fuck 💜
- December 30, 2016: Hiking is not an interest and we both know it.
- December 29, 2016: Looking for someone to fight the patriarchy with.
- December 28, 2016: Spank me till I cry.
- December 27, 2016: Feed me twizzlers so I know it's real
- December 26, 2016: You're not, nor will you ever be ready...
- December 25, 2016: Future corpse ⚰️
- December 24, 2016: Bitch sit down
- December 23, 2016: Available.
- December 22, 2016: I once ate 11 tacos.
- December 21, 2016: Fighting the war against the war on drugs.
- December 20, 2016: in dog years i'm dead
- December 19, 2016: Soliciting entertainment from random strangers since 2016.
- December 18, 2016: Either you had $10,000 worth of cocaine for breakfast...
- December 17, 2016: Want someone who's not going to auto friend zone you?
- December 16, 2016: I'm just here to fuck your dad & probably your mom too.
- December 15, 2016: Rules are for people who aren't good at life.
- December 14, 2016: All I want out of life is a nice long interrupted nap.
- December 13, 2016: It's a good thing if cemeteries do not scare you.
- December 12, 2016: If you send me a pic of your butt I'll write a poem about it.
- December 11, 2016: I'm impulsive and say stupid things.
- December 10, 2016: Go ahead, catfish me.
- December 9, 2016: I Tinder on the toilet.
- December 8, 2016: CO•CA•IN•MI.
- December 7, 2016: I'm not always sarcastic...
- December 6, 2016: Painting, photography...
- December 5, 2016: I'm not a liberal...
- December 4, 2016: i live with a sapiosexual...
- December 3, 2016: Hmu if you've got good health insurance...
- December 2, 2016: I hate gum and helicopters.
- December 1, 2016: I'm a flower, you're the Bee