July 20, 2017:
"Daily flights to China!"
"Oh my god, that's where I want to go." Sarcasm from the middle-aged-verging-on-elderly dye-headed perfume-slathered shallow-brained nitwit in the waiting area next to me.
Please do go there. Please go anywhere I'm not going. Please shut the fuck up while you're in a place where I have to listen to you.