February 28, 2018:
Not to brag but I've come to find that I don't even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
People are always like, "Be the bigger person." I can't, I'm 5'2.
I once accidentally swallowed my toothbrush.
Not to brag but I've come to find that I don't even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
People are always like, "Be the bigger person." I can't, I'm 5'2.
I once accidentally swallowed my toothbrush.