January 12, 2020:

Mark: Whoa you guys have good radio. That's Joe Turner's original Shake Rattle & Roll, not Bill Haley's anemic cover.

Cashier: Do you have a store card on file with us?

Mark: Check it out: that's Ahmet Ertigun and Jerry Wexler shouting "shake, rattle & roll!" on the choruses.

Cashier: Would you like paper or plastic?

Mark: OK here's the line Bill Haley censored for white radio: "You're wearin' those dresses, the sun comes shinin' through / I can't believe my eyes all of this belongs to you."

Cashier: Do you need help out to your car?


Apparently so.