March 16, 2020:

The Rude Family on vacation. Dad on the balcony donates cigarette smoke to the neighbors, while feral kids scream, jump, and throw candy wrappers onto the roofs of parked cars.

Rooster Cogburn Ostrich Ranch, I-10 Exit 219. Come pet the lorikeet! Monster truck tours on weekends!

Late twenties, sun-blasted skin, stubble, smells of beer.