October 7, 2023:
"So, how did you die, Mark?"
"Wellll... Heh Heh. Funny story. I was driving east on I-80 at about 90 miles an hour through Nebraska. And I was feeling a bit peckish. So, I reached over to unzip my backpack to retrieve the package of Tate's lemon cookies I had left in there from the hotel the night before. And well... Heh heh. You can guess the rest."