April 11, 2020:
Dude! You totally have to sit next to me when the entire gate area is completely empty? Look at all the seats there, and there, and way over there. What's your deal? Are you cold? Are you seeking body heat? Is it herd instinct? We're safer from lions when we're in a group? Are you just lonely? Do you need a hug? C'mon, give me a hug. Dude. Give me a hug. Give Daddy a hug. Give Daddy a fukkin hug dude. Dude!
It takes a pest to get rid of a pest.